Dominic Bégin - matizha.com

Manhattan Transfer est de retour avec un de ses fameux guides. Il s'agit des 99 trucs pour vivre. Encore une fois, plusieurs petites règles fort sympathiques nous sont offertes.
Ci-dessous, mes préférées.

.:: Sunglasses may only be worn indoors after 1 a.m.
.:: Do not buy the product insurance.
.:: Carry a pocket knife.
.:: One girlfriend is probably enough.
.:: Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
.:: Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
.:: When a friend calls after a drunken night, never say, “You were so funny.”
.:: Avoid staying out past midnight three nights in a row.
.:: You can ignore the three-night rule if something really good comes up on the third night
.:: When the bartender asks, you should already know what you are ordering.
.:: Drink plenty of coffee.
.:: When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
.:: You will regret your tattoos.
.:: Time is too short to do your own laundry.
.:: Do thirty-push ups before you shower each morning.
.:: Be a regular at a bar.
.:: Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them. Ask someone for an introduction.
.:: The first round of drinks is on you.
.:: You’ll regret much more the things you didn’t do than the things you did.
.:: Avoid the “last” glass of whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
.:: You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
.:: If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
.:: Never date an ex of your friend.